At some point in our romantic lives a breakup with our partner will almost assuredly have to happen. This can be a traumatic time with my soul searching, gut wrenching and just general mayhem in one's life. It does not have to be like that. Just use Ol' Rooster's tried and true method of breaking up. And I have a lot of experience in breaking up.

Ok, so the deed has been done. Your partner has just crossed the line too far. She has gone one step too many. She has dented your pickup truck. She has told you your mother was not a virgin when she married your dad. She has told you being voted All-Backyard in basketball 14 years in a row is not impressive. She has told you wrestling is fake. Or maybe she has commited the big sin. She has called your dog stupid.

No matter the reason you have deemed it time to break up. She has to go. And you are going to be the one to do the breaking. She wants to fuss and fight. She wants to spend several weeks fussing and fighting to see where it leads. But you have to be smarter than that. What's the best strategy to use. Just walk away. Don't say anything. Just walk. That's right. No phone calls. No e-mails. No text messages. No visits, not even late night booty calls. Just walk away.

This will get her got more than anything else. But why argue over it all. You have deemed it necessary for her to go. You have made up your mind. So just let her go and don't even acknowledge her again. If you do the whole deal will start all over again and then you are the underdog.

So if you have to break up take old Ol' Rooster's advice. Whether man or woman this strategy will work. Just walk away from it all!!