scott edward phelps
writer/producer/broadcast personality/Addy award winning jingle composer/Grammy nominated songwriter...Scott Edward Phelps is still trying to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up...in the meantime, he creates...from music to drama to essay to humor....it's all in a day's work...and sometimes it only takes him an hour or two...online at www.scottedwardphelps.com and http://scottedwardphelps.blogspot.com.....Scott Edward Phelps...the cure for the common...
Articles by this Author
"Wow...He Looks JUST Like Elvis...!"
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/11/2009
- Celebrities
- Unrated
"who's the greatest Elvis impersonator who ever lived?.."
The Day We Finally Find Out What Hillary Clinton Really Cares About
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 03/29/2008
- Politics, News & Issues
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it's been discussed,debated and argued at water coolers for years....now the day finally arrives that we get the answer...
Spring Forward? Fall Back? How's About We Meet in the Middle?
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 03/8/2008
- Humor , Politics, News & Issues , Society & Culture
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"does anybody really know what time it is?....does anybody live in Arizona?'
The Best Candidate For President Who Isn't Running...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 03/7/2008
- Entertainment , Politics, News & Issues , Society & Culture
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..he was wisdom not commonly found in politics....or Hollywood, for that matter....
Every Four Years...It's The Same Old Song...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 03/2/2008
- Politics, News & Issues , Humor
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it looks like a presidential campaign...it just doesn't sound like one...
John Walson...The Father Of Things We Don't Care About
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/27/2008
- Entertainment , Humor , Society & Culture
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the next time someone asks "why are we watching this?", you'll be able to tell them....
Four Surefire Ways To Improve The Oscar Telecast...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/26/2008
- Entertainment , Humor , Society & Culture
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They could have gotten Celine Dion to sing..."the show will go on...and on...and on....and on"....here's a less painful fix to the problem of Oscar "longevity..."
Northern Illinois University...and the Lesson We Still Haven't Learned
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/18/2008
- Politics, News & Issues , Society & Culture
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the irony is...the violence is happening in our institutions of learning.....
Coming? Going? Not Sure?....Welcome To Life!
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/13/2008
- Dating & Relationships , Humor
- Unrated
no time to say hello...goodbye....and other reasons people drive like idiots....
Why "The Mummy Returns" Is The Best Love Story Movie Ever Made...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/11/2008
- Movies & Sitcoms , Dating & Relationships
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Gone With The Wind?..nahhh...you want the BEST love story ever, here it is...
Buying The Express Lane To Heaven...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/7/2008
- Society & Culture , Humor , Celebrities
- Unrated
some people prefer to skip the chapters...and get right to the ending....
The One Loss That Every Campaign Should Welcome
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/5/2008
- Politics, News & Issues
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the "experts" want everyone to have one....we'd all be better off without them....
Mama Always Says, "...Super Is....As Super Does...."
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 02/3/2008
- Society & Culture , Humor , Community
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calling it super...don't make it super....or does it?
Think A Day At Disney World...and Add Carry On Luggage...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/31/2008
- Humor , Travel , Travel Tips A to Z
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you are now free to move about the country....whether they like it or not....
Don't Go To Bed Angry...Unless You're Too P***ed To Watch Letterman
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/30/2008
- Dating & Relationships , Family Life , Marriage , Humor
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some things we've been taught are true without doubt...aren't so true, it turns out....
Valentine's Day?..My Heart's Not In It...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/30/2008
- Dating & Relationships , Holidays , Humor
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how come there's never a Grinch around to steal a holiday when you need one...?
Apparently, The Average American Voter Is Stupid....
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/29/2008
- Politics, News & Issues , Humor
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don't worry if you can't decide on a candidate...somebody famous will be along shortly to tell you who to vote for...
Things Baking Soda SHOULD Be Able To Do...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/29/2008
- Home & Garden , Humor
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we know all about those pesky onion smells...but what about those pesky stump speeches?
The End Of The Movie Should Be The End Of The MOVIES...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/28/2008
- Society & Culture , Humor , Movies & Sitcoms , Entertainment
- Unrated
why is it you can't go home again, but you can back to same movie again?
Star light, Star bright, First Star I See...uh-oh...wait a minute....
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/27/2008
- Politics, News & Issues , Humor
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look! up in the sky!..it's a bird..it's a plane..it's...ohhh myyy GOD!
The O.J. Simpson Effect On Presidental Politics
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/26/2008
- Politics, News & Issues
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we've been told over and over what the black vote reallymeans....but what does what it means really mean?
The Most Romantic Movie Moments...well, more or less
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/25/2008
- Dating & Relationships , Entertainment , Movies & Sitcoms , Humor
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you must remember this...a kiss is still a kiss...and the movies got a million of em......
Why I Can't Sing The Praises Of 007
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/25/2008
- Humor , Movies & Sitcoms , Entertainment
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a new James Bond movie! beautiful women!..a cool villain!...and....it's called WHAT?
Forget Jim Dandy...How About Bill Clinton To The Rescue..?
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/24/2008
- Politics, News & Issues
- Unrated
lots of firsts in this presidential election...first woman...first black man.....first husband ready to punch out anybody who's mean to first woman.....
Lies About Love and Life On Your Radio Dial
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/22/2008
- Humor
- Unrated
...dirty old shame, when all you get from love is a love song...especially when the love song is probably not gonna help you much.....
"God Would Be Great In 2008!"
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/15/2008
- Politics, News & Issues
- Unrated
with all due respect to Hillary and Barack, the most dynamic candidate isn't even in the race this year....
Hannah Montana Is In Trouble....and I Blame Richard Nixon
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/14/2008
- Celebrities
- Unrated
find out why Tricky Dick is at the center of the controversy surrounding the teen superstar......
Why It's Al Sharpton Who Needs To Shut Up
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 01/11/2008
- Politics, News & Issues
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Nobody's saying we should forget, Al...but how about forgive?
The Only Campaign Issue That Matters...
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 12/7/2007
- Politics, News & Issues
- Unrated
when a candidate asks for your vote, ask them how they will do THIS.....if you like that answer, THAT'S the candidate you want to vote for...
reflections from a phone booth
- By scott edward phelps
- Published 12/6/2007
- Dating & Relationships
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it came to me faster than a speeding bullet...I know why Superman never married Lois Lane.......

