scott edward phelps

writer/producer/broadcast personality/Addy award winning jingle composer/Grammy nominated songwriter...Scott Edward Phelps is still trying to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up...in the meantime, he creates...from music to drama to essay to humor....it's all in a day's work...and sometimes it only takes him an hour or two...online at www.scottedwardphelps.com and http://scottedwardphelps.blogspot.com.....Scott Edward Phelps...the cure for the common...

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"Wow...He Looks JUST Like Elvis...!"

"who's the greatest Elvis impersonator who ever lived?.."

it's been discussed,debated and argued at water coolers for years....now the day finally arrives that we get the answer...

"does anybody really know what time it is?....does anybody live in Arizona?'
..he was wisdom not commonly found in politics....or Hollywood, for that matter....
it looks like a presidential campaign...it just doesn't sound like one...
the next time someone asks   "why are we watching this?", you'll be able to tell them.... 
They could have gotten Celine Dion to sing..."the show will go on...and on...and on....and on"....here's a less painful fix to the problem of Oscar "longevity..."

the irony is...the violence is happening in our institutions of learning.....

no time to say hello...goodbye....and other reasons people drive like idiots....
Gone With The Wind?..nahhh...you want the BEST love story ever, here it is...
some people prefer to skip the chapters...and get right to the ending....
the "experts" want everyone to have one....we'd all be better off without them....
calling it super...don't make it super....or does it?
you are now free to move about the country....whether they like it or not....

some things we've been taught are true without doubt...aren't so true, it turns out....

how come there's never a Grinch around to steal a holiday when you need one...?

don't worry if you can't decide on a candidate...somebody famous will be along shortly to tell you who to vote for...

we know all about those pesky onion smells...but what about those pesky stump speeches?

why is it you can't go home again, but you can back to same movie again?
look! up in the sky!..it's a bird..it's a plane..it's...ohhh myyy GOD!
we've been told over and over what the black vote reallymeans....but what does what it means really mean?
you must remember this...a kiss is still a kiss...and the movies got a million of em......

a new James Bond movie! beautiful women!..a cool villain!...and....it's called WHAT?

lots of firsts in this presidential election...first woman...first black man.....first husband ready to punch out anybody who's mean to first woman.....

...dirty old shame, when all you get from love is a love song...especially when the love song is probably not gonna help you much.....

with all due respect to Hillary and Barack, the most dynamic candidate isn't even in the race this year....

find out why Tricky Dick is at the center of the controversy surrounding the teen superstar......

 Nobody's saying we should forget, Al...but how about forgive?

when a candidate asks for your vote, ask them how they will do THIS.....if you like that answer, THAT'S the candidate you want to vote for...
it came to me faster than a speeding bullet...I know why Superman never married Lois Lane.......
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