The legendary financier, Kirk Kerkorian stunned US officials Tuesday by announcing that he was bailing out of his large stake in the United States.

 

With global stock markets tanking, the President of the United States today embarked on a daring initiative to resolve the problem.

 

Osama bin Laden, from his suite at the Watergate complex, issued a statement today that he, and the Al-Qaeda executive committee, were endorsing Sen. John McCain for President of the United States.

The currency of the United States is the Dollar. These days, it is being drastically abbreviated.

USA on eBay. What's worth selling?

At a press conference today, the Treasury Secretary, Robert Mugabe, formally presented the new US Million Dollar banknote, which will replace the long-worthless One Dollar bill.

 

Even Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Saddam Hussein, Kim Il-sung, in their wildest dreams, would not have gone this far.

neither.

 

Is there something deeper, more sinister, behind this Putin-Palin liaison?

Presidential hopefuls Senator John McCain and Senator Barack Obama have decided to become joint Presidents of the United States of America.

The President of the United States is alarmed at the prospect of polar bear extinction

Presidential candidate Sen. John McCain announced Saturday that he was suspending the United States of America because of the imminent threat of invasion from Canada.

Due to the unexpected retirement of several highly respected CEOs, Wall Street is urgently looking for replacements.
 
Due to the unexpected retirement of several highly respected CEOs, Wall Street is urgently looking for replacements.
 
Due to the unexpected retirement of several highly respected CEOs, Wall Street is urgently looking for replacements.

The Wall Street capitalist system has finally flushed itself down the country club toilet. The USA has become a socialist state.

 

It’s true that, by the standards of the past eight years, anyone- even Warren G. Harding- could be an effective president of the United States.

 

The US of A and, everyone beholden to it is in deep caca.

 

First, you gave us the“Pit Bull with Lipstick.”

Then, you morphed it into “Lipstick on a Pig.”

We discover that, during an investigation of the Minerals Management Service, an agency which collects about $10 billion in royalties annually and is one of the government’s largest sources of revenue other than taxes, regulators discovered a whole slew of naughty stuff.

 

As everyone who watches CNN knows only too well, the USA is run, not by Democracy, but by a malevolent troika made up of Big Oil, Big Pharma, and Big Law, for the most part directed by evil Mexican and French nationals. That was until about two weeks ago.

 

As everyone who watches CNN knows only too well, the USA is run, not by Democracy, but by a malevolent troika made up of Big Oil, Big Pharma, and Big Law, for the most part directed by evil Mexican and French nationals. That was until about two weeks ago.

 

After months- years it seems, sometimes- of good old sexism, racism, ageism, lies, broken promises, scandals, slanging matches, insults, knee-capping, it just sank to a new low.

 

If you thought gasoline prices, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae were the pits, hold your breath. There’s a whole bunch of freeloaders lining up out there to clean you out.

  A few days ago, I wrote a piece entitled “The Dumbing Down of Obama” A few concerned voters with time on their hands, and pity in their souls, sent comments, “Go take a hike, buster, you don’t know what the horsefeathers you babbling ."

 

We were knocked sideways by the rhetoric. It was refreshing. It was inspiring. It was the start of something new. Then, reality set in.

The presidential election, fat cats, the same old same old

Shake off the yoke

Writing. Just do it.

A perfect moment, they still exist

My granddad from Yorkshire was a piece of work. He would have loved to be alive today and see how we've all screwed up.

The great save the world's energy crisis farce

TOTAL HATRED FOR PRINTNPOST