Vonzig Darke
Vonzig Darke was thrust into this world somewhere in the bicentennial. The 1980's nearly drove him insane as he he watched The Day After and had subsequent nightmares for the next decade thus causing him to cancel plans during Reagan and Gorbachev's Iceland summit.
Blogs by this Author
Nightclub Jitters and Movie Moments
- By Vonzig Darke
- Published 09/7/2008
I was 20-ish when I developed a fixation with a dancer Whose stage name was "DIANALITHIUM." Things got bad and worse in my line of luck. I found songs which reminded of the effortless grace she used h...
A CLOSED MINDED OPEN LETTER TO PETA
- By Vonzig Darke
- Published 09/7/2008
Dear People Enduring Terminal Assholism. (PETA)I NEED A GIFT BAG. I have never bought a puppy dog, kitten, rabbit, komodo dragon or anything within the ranks; they have always came to me (don't ask a...
Yes, I Like Pina Colada.
- By Vonzig Darke
- Published 09/2/2008
After dawn crept into the window, I decide to begin a career as a lumberjack-hey, nothing else has worked thus far. I attacked the pecan tree and learned a few lessons, namely: objects above may be a ...