Alaska Guide
I am living the life of adventure in the last frontier... okay sometimes I am just living right NEXT to the life of adventure, but I try to mix it up a bit. Towering mountains, crazy abundant wildlife, glaciers, tundra, and the PEOPLE! Everyone has a story worth hearing around here.
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Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, a Christmas tragedy
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/29/2008
My sons best friend, 7-years old, was killed in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They were due at our home for a mini pre-Christmas celebration. They were delivering gifts for friends before coming ...
The Darkest Day
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/21/2008
Welcome to Winter Solstice. Today is the darkest day of the year. We mark these days in Alaska. The darkest, shortest days, along with the summer solstice and the longest, lightest day. The passing of...
"The Big Picture" Blog gets 6 Million Hits Per Month
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/12/2008
A picture is worth 1000 words they say. If that is true, then my friend, Alan Taylor, has found a way to speak volumes to the masses. He has created a blog called "The Big Picture." His blog has recei...
Brush with Greatness
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/8/2008
Greater than the fear of flying, is the fear of who will be sitting next to you on a long flight. Since having children, I am usually surrounded by “my own.” But on our Thanksgiving trip...
Alaska’s Senate Race Update
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/18/2008
For anyone who is paying attention, Alaska is still counting votes from the election of 2 weeks ago. I, for one, still cannot believe that all of the votes are not yet counted. Senator Ted Stevens (...
Mammoth Moose
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/11/2008
I was out late last night dropping my mom off at the airport. On my way home, I got on the clover leaf entrance from the International Airport Road to Minnesota South (the closest thing we have to a...
The Value of a Good Girlfriend
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/4/2008
With all due respect to “Mytu Sense,” I have to disagree with her take on girl friendships. Women, throughout history, have helped each other through hardships and loss. I believe our basi...
A Moose Ate My Pumpkins!
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/31/2008
This sneaky moose gobbled up our Jack-o-Lanterns 2 days before Halloween. My kids are used to this by now. My son planted Mother's Day flowers in a pot for me last year and by the end of the day they ...
Take your Reindeer for a Walk in Alaska
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/27/2008
Living in Alaska is just… different from living anywhere else. Sometimes it’s hard to put into words exactly why that is true… but it is. Then, every once and a while, I look at an...
Peanut Butter Bullies
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/23/2008
My friend has a son, "Bill," with a severe peanut allergy. His first anaphylactic reaction to peanuts came from sitting next to a child eating a peanut butter sandwich. Bill had to go to the hospita...
Why Did The Moose Cross The Road?
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/20/2008
To get to the other side? Well… maybe, for at least one of them. In the springtime in Alaska, you have to watch out for those moose crossing the road. If it is a cow moose, you can expect that...
The Human Animal and Illness
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/17/2008
Walking around with these big brains, you’d think we would be able to retain some animal memory of our mortality. But, most of the time we don’t give it a second thought. Maybe there is ...
The Sunny Side of Snow
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/9/2008
It was a cold summer up here in Alaska, yet I’m still somehow surprised at the seeming onset of winter in early October. It is 28˚ (F) and snowing again for the third time in four days.
The...
Pergo-tory
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/4/2008
We have jumped off the deep end into remodel hell. Well… it’s actually more like remodel heck. What we are referring to as Pergo-tory.Our house has always had a smell. When we bought it, t...
Banned Books burn Brighter
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 10/4/2008
As I have pondered over the booklist sent in by Bob Kile, I also noticed that this past week (and through October 4th) has been “banned book week.” Of course! This is where the list must h...
"If You Lived Here, I'd Know Your Name"
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 09/25/2008
Heather Lende is an Alaskan Newspaper Columnist for the Anchorage Daily News from Haines, Alaska. She has been writing a weekly column (currently running on Thursday’s) for about 10 years acco...
The books I've read (as per Bob Kile's Blog)
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 09/24/2008
Bob Kile posted this blog on the 21st. What fun! I love books. Some of these I know I read in high school, but if I can’t remember the plot, I won’t count it. Everything below this line ...
Alaska's Gift is Opportunity
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 09/18/2008
I love Alaska. I love everything about it. I even like Sarah Palin (just not her policies). Ms. Palin being picked as McCain’s running mate is very Alaskan, actually. Garrison Keillor of Prair...
Palin's "Pretty Power"
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 09/12/2008
Does Sarah Palin have what it takes to draw National votes to the McCain/Palin Presidential ticket? Apparently she does. I'm not talking about smarts, political savvy, international awareness, or ev...
Palin daughter pregnant
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 09/1/2008
Wow! Another 3-days of front page headlines have just been confirmed for the Republican party with the news that Palin's 17-year old daughter, Bristol, is 5-months pregnant. A good friend of mine, a...
My Fake Alaskan Summer
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 07/18/2008
We are having a typical Alaskan summer up here in Anchorage. I know that the ice in the Arctic and Antarctic is melting faster than ever, but it's hard to believe in global warming when you reach th...
Why live in Alaska?
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 06/29/2008
Sometimes I ask myself, "oh, whyyyy do I live in Alaska?" Those June mosquitoes plague me, the winter dark, the February cold, the April snow that prolongs a winter that is a month too long anyway. An...
Earwax, Boogers, and Belly Button Lint
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 05/4/2008
My boys have discovered a fascination with all things goopy and smelly, especially if it comes from previously overlooked parts of their own bodies. I look at it as a form of early science education...
Tiger Woods vs. Lance Mackey: Who's Toughest?
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 04/9/2008
Sport's Illustrated listed the 25 toughest athletes and somehow, someone decided that Tiger Woods is the number one toughest athlete with Lance Mackey as the number 2 guy on the list. I laughed out ...
Running the School Store
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 03/25/2008
I'm running the school store. My son goes to a public school inspired by Waldorf methods, which means that the items in the school store are all very specialized. The (Stockmar) crayons are made fro...
Iditarod Sunday, The Last Great Race
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 03/7/2008
There is an amazing race going on in Alaska right now. It is the famous Iditarod dog sled race. It started last Sunday in Willow, Alaska (there was a ceremonial start in Anchorage on Saturday, but tha...
Alaska News: It's Too Darn Hot!
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 02/18/2008
Last year was so cold that I am surprised to hear myself admit that it is just TOO DARN HOT this year. It's not hot by Florida standards. It is 45 (F) degrees and holding. Just yesterday morning it wa...
Winterfair at Winterberry, A Waldorf-Inspired School
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 02/8/2008
If I seem to be quiet lately, it's because almost every waking second is going to preparing for this year's Winterfair at my son's elementary school, Winterberry Charter School. If you live in Ancho...
Nose hairs freeze at -5 (F)
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 01/15/2008
As I walked my kiddo's from the car to school yesterday, I noticed that my nose hairs were freezing as I breathed through my nose. Okay, THAT'S not glamorous. But it is informative. When you get tha...
Doggy Sports
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 01/12/2008
I am itching to get out in our new 12-plus inches of snow this weekend. I am a little bummed that THIS is the week that Jazzy, our chocolate lab, was spayed. It would have been a good weekend to int...
White Knuckle Driving in Snowy Alaska
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 01/10/2008
I love snow. I am gleeful at the thought of it and giddy when it comes down in those big fluffy flakes that add up to inches… but I hate driving in the stuff. When you live in Alaska, some thi...
6-Month Pup-Date
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 01/9/2008
My little girl puppy made "that" trip to the vet on Monday. She is now officially a non-puppy bearing puppy. I am, once again, grateful that she is a semi-relaxed dog. I have to keep her pretty well...
No Tigers or Elephants at the Zoo
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 01/6/2008
I heard that the San Francisco Zoo reopened its gates with an empty tiger exhibit. Our tiger exhibit is empty up here in Anchorage, Alaska too, but for a different reason. Our beautiful Amur Tigers ...
Rootin' Tootin' Cowgirls
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 01/1/2008
Calling all girls! It's time to ring in the New Year with a big bang bang! It is "Ladies Night at the Range" tonight (yep, it really is!). On Tuesday, January 1st from 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM, you are cor...
Don't Taunt the Tiger!
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/27/2007
It is shocking to read about the recent tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo. It is not just tragic for the families of the human victims and for the tiger himself, but also for the Zoo.
With our...
Snow, Deep Beautiful Snow
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/26/2007
Our winter started out in the loveliest way, with fantastic snowfalls that gave us about a foot of the fluffy stuff in which to cavort. Then, to my great sadness, we had a month or more of unusually...
Environmental Disaster Retirement Plan
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/20/2007
Yesterday, I actually made it to page 3 of the Anchorage Daily News (an amazing feat in our busy household). On page 3, there was an article about the Gulf of Mexico's "Dead Zone," a 7,900 square-mi...
Ice Fishing is for Sissies
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/15/2007
Yes, I'm the sissy! I admit it. And they finally came up with a way to make ice fishing fun. They took all of the work out of it! The Parks and Rec. up here in Anchorage, Alaska holds an annual Ice ...
Drinking Chocolate
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/13/2007
Do you have a chocolate lounge in your town? Okay, MAJOR business opportunity here! The Modern Dwellers Chocolate Lounge opened up here in Anchorage on the corner of the Old Seward Highway and 36th....
Ho Ho Ho-Boy, is Christmas Hard or What?
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/10/2007
I love Christmas. But, geez, it just gets harder every year. I have little ones and the expectations are incredible. We are usually a low-key family. But, my oldest son, now 6, was on a Christmas te...
December Pup-date/ Puppy-joring
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/6/2007
Our once troublesome puppy is now almost 6 months old and we've come a long way baby. We are still working on basic manners (please don't jump on people when they come to the door!) But th...
Second Machete Killer on the Loose
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 12/3/2007
Anchorage, Alaska is home to a second machete attacker in less than a week. And this fellow actually killed one of his victims. By MACHETE! I mean, what are the odds? There are a certain number of A...
Machete murderers and earthquakes
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/29/2007
My husband called, while on his way to work, to say that police cars were everywhere less than a mile from our home. Police officers were using flashlights looking in the woods. "Lock the doors," he...
Scam-Spam Rant
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/29/2007
Is there ANYBODY left on the planet that would fall for one of those stupid scam spam e-mails? I get several a week. You know, the ones where someone from a foreign country claims to have millions o...
Alaska's winter MIA
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/26/2007
Two weeks ago I was dreaming about white blue crystal places made of snow and ice. The powder was delicious to walk through. We had the dogs pulling the kids on their little sled through the woods, ...
Thanksgiving is a Love/Hate Kind of Holiday!
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/21/2007
I love Thanksgiving! I hate Thanksgiving! UGH! I am stressing over it and trying to remind myself that the food will be in the fridge for DAYS. I don't have to eat it all in one meal.
What I love a...
Another Update on Maggie the Elephant
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/20/2007
After receiving a comment on my very first article about Maggie the elephant, I would like to submit an update and rebuttal.
Here is the comment:
"You did not point out that Maggie and poor ...
Fresh Powder
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/19/2007
Alyeska Resort in Girdwood, Alaska is powder-licious right now. With a base (at the top of the mountain) of 8 feet of snow, they got another 1 1/2 feet today. And it's still snowing! The boarders and ...
Who is June Cleaver? I am! I am!
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/16/2007
Winter is officially here! The yucky "non-season" is behind us. Snow is on the ground, the dead bramble and bare trees are sprinkled with powdered crystal and life suddenly seems beautiful again. Th...
Insurance is NOT a Dirty Word
- By Alaska Guide
- Published 11/14/2007
Insurance. Just that one little word brings up images of slimy sales people and money going to... hmmm, where does that money go again? But, dang, as you get older you just have to think about it. O...


