If Men Gave Birth (or If Women Gave Birth Like Men Played Sports)...

Maybe giving your Mom a computer for Mother's Day isn't such a good idea...

Forget the Easter Bunny, where are the blueberries and ravens?

musings of an old man

With apologies to those born in the month, a rant.

There are so many books, articles, journals, and other sources that tell you how to live your life and make as few mistakes as possible. This should serve as the opposite. I'm here to try and help you not make the same mistakes I did. If you've already made them, know that you're not alone. Along with life lessons, I like to include a little humor every now and then (more so now, than then), so take it with a grain of salt.

How To Save The Economy

Freelance Writing is lucrative; can you earn $1500 every week?

We said we'd do it different next time. We didn't know "next time" would be 17 days later.

We let ourselves get too busy, and perhaps missed an opportunity to make people smile.

Once again, the much needed rain outside will most likely end the present 2007 drought. The previous three droughts in the South Eastern United States occurred in 1986, 1993, 2000. Like clockwork, given a year or two, droughts happen in seven year cycles.

Everyday is the fun day for everyone and hope that everyone have fun and like to read humor story.

Hello there! My name is Shawn Gouveia. This is my first foray into the world of commercial blogging and so I decided that I should probably introduce myself so that those of you who choose to read my articles aren't left wondering, "Who is this schmoe, exactly?"

The legendary financier, Kirk Kerkorian stunned US officials Tuesday by announcing that he was bailing out of his large stake in the United States.

 

Osama bin Laden, from his suite at the Watergate complex, issued a statement today that he, and the Al-Qaeda executive committee, were endorsing Sen. John McCain for President of the United States.

The currency of the United States is the Dollar. These days, it is being drastically abbreviated.

my impressions of  refidgeration in the modern world

a short study,of the political history,of the world

At a press conference today, the Treasury Secretary, Robert Mugabe, formally presented the new US Million Dollar banknote, which will replace the long-worthless One Dollar bill.

A new teacher to South Korea wondering if she hasn't made a huge mistake by coming here...

 

Even Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Saddam Hussein, Kim Il-sung, in their wildest dreams, would not have gone this far.

neither.

Even the hard nosed ones laugh eventually...I text a co-worker where are you?  I get a response "doing an employee evaluation don't call me".  Immediately I pick up the phone dial her extension as she answers I respond with h-e-y....what's up?  "I said not to call me"!  Yeah I know I got that text.....then I hear her laughing.  Who am I you ask?  The Boss, not just a middle man, I am known in the corporate world as an Executive Leader of a for Profit Hospital. 

oh,he sat on that where no one could !

In this series of articles, we take the boring history of what is behind some of our most familiar culture, and make up a much more interesting history for it...

A short, mock article I wrote around the time of Scott Mclellans book release. 

 

As everyone who watches CNN knows only too well, the USA is run, not by Democracy, but by a malevolent troika made up of Big Oil, Big Pharma, and Big Law, for the most part directed by evil Mexican and French nationals. That was until about two weeks ago.

 

As everyone who watches CNN knows only too well, the USA is run, not by Democracy, but by a malevolent troika made up of Big Oil, Big Pharma, and Big Law, for the most part directed by evil Mexican and French nationals. That was until about two weeks ago.

The humor in communicating to people who could not or could barely speak English.

The Five People You Want To Fight In Iraq

1. George W. Bush: He loves war so much, go fight one.
2. Condoleezza Rice: She can be Bush’s support.

Maine is unique in it's "five" seasons.  Laugh with me at the disparities of each of them.